This week is probably one of the most exciting/depressing weeks to scroll through Instagram. It is NYFW. I love the constant updates and opinions from bloggers, magazines and fashion houses, but hate that I'm not part of the action. Luckily, my fashion week filled feed gives me enough proximity to keep the fantasy alive. It seems like I am sitting right next to Anna or Bryan Boy talking about the resurgence of the 60's, bucket hats and the trend that keeps on giving: fringe. She would ask me where I'm heading next and I would say I'm late to the Tibi show at the Salon and have to run there--she's going to Luis Antonio at the Pavilion. She leaves Grace behind to deal with the PR nonsense. Bryan Boy is not impressed that we were assigned third row at Tibi next to the annoying second class bloggers and other pedestrians wearing last years Prada, or is it Zara? Barbarians. He immediately messages his assistant (what's her name? Jessica?) to tell her she's fired. We finish watching the show and head to the next, David Tlale, running into Soojmooj outside of Milk Studios on the way. She just finished walking in Peter Som. We say, 'What's up bae?' and she invites us to take a selfie, but we politely decline because Bryan forgot his lipgloss. Speaking of lipgloss...Bryan and I split up, because I wanted to go find a Pressed Juicery and ended up running into Emily Weiss. She was headed to the Victoria Beckham show; I decide to join her and she gets me in, backstage no less. I talk to Victoria about her collection and she offers me some product in her fab British accent, all the while I just want to know if David is around. Apparently, he doesn't 'do' NYFW. I leave, trying to push my way through the streetstyle photographers looking to catch a snap of my mini Louis bag and furry heels, one guy almost fell into the street and in front of a cab, haha! Nearing the DVF show I see Chiara Ferragni running in with pieces of red in her hair and the Chanel candy necklace I was about to add to my outfit, bitch. I find my seat, who am I next to this time? The Song Sisters and Ashley Williams. I ask Ashley what foundation she uses and if Ray is a good kisser. I try to keep talking to her about how Marnie is so highstrung, that I want Jessa to be my bestfriend and that she should convince Lena to make a GIRLS movie already. The show starts and Angle Candice, Naomi Campbell AND Kendall Jenner walk down the runway. I need to stalk Kendall after the show to find Kylie. We head over to the Vaccarello X Versus show. I see Rachael Zoe and I'm hoping Gwen and Nicole will appear because I would just...die. I thought I saw Dontella , but wait no, it was Gwen! Did Donatella make her do that to her face?